Zombie Quiz - Northeast Angling

Do you own a boat with an engine?

No (time to think about buying one)

Less than 22ft

23-35ft

36ft or larger

No, but I know how and where to steal one!

Do you own a gun?

What’s a gun?

I own one gun

Several guns

I am a gun collector

I own more guns than I need, but less than I want

How old are you?

16 and under (shouldn’t you be studying instead of taking quizzes?)

17-54

55-75 (75 is the new 65!)

Over 75 (grab some coffee, quiz is long and you need to stay awake)

What is your sex?

Male

Female

Other

Where do you live?

The city (any city)

The burbs

Out in the sticks

On a creek, river, bay, or canal that leads to the ocean

On an island with a population less than 5000

On my own island or on a boat

What skills do you have? Fishing will be an important method of survival. Select all that apply!

I don’t fish (stop taking this quiz now, you are doomed)

Fly fishing (if this is all you do, you will certainly starve to death)

Surf (the zombies will have no problem catching you in your waders)

Freshwater (good, but you better stay in the boat)

Saltwater (better, but count on four months of hunger in the Northeast)

Fish and shellfish netting and trapping (awesome!)

I am a charter captain or commercial fisherman

Do you own a trailer for your boat?

I don’t own a boat

I own a trailer, but don’t own a boat

I have a trailer that I borrowed and don’t intend to return

I own a trailer, but only use it for storing my boat and marina hauling

I use my trailer several times each season

I use my trailer at least once a week

Fish preparation (you caught ’em, now what?)

I take my fish (whole) to the local restaurant for cooking

I am a vegetarian (doomed)

I don’t know how to clean or cook fish (good time to learn)

I can cook a fish, but don’t ask me to clean it

I can clean and cook any fish, but don’t do it very often

I can ’em, cook ’em, and serve ’em like a pro!

I can clean fish and have actually been paid to clean and/or cook them!

How tough are you? Select all that apply!

I have fished for cod in the winter in the Northeast

I do not get seasick no matter how rough it is

I have hooked myself (or been hooked) and kept fishing

I have fished offshore in waves 6-8 feet or larger more than once

I have fished on a Brooklyn, NY party boat more than once

I really prefer a cruise ship or a yacht

Can you handle sharp pointy things? Select all that apply!

I know how to use a real knife and either own or know where to get one

I own a spear gun and have used it more than once

I own a harpoon and have used it (successfully) more than once

I own a 6′ gaff or longer and have used it (successfully) more than once

I own a flying gaff and have used it (successfully) more than once

I only carry scissors with the sharp pointy part down

I often cut myself (or others) when I handle sharp objects

Can you handle blunt objects? Select all that apply!

I don’t own a baseball bat or a club

I have used a baseball bat to subdue a fish

I have used a baseball bat to subdue an unruly neighbor or family member

How stealthy are you?

I don’t have any secret spots

I have one or more “secret spots”

I have one or more “secret spots” that I can even fish on a weekend in June

I would chase off a stranger that found me at one of my “secret spots”

I would chase off a friend that found me at one of my “secret spots”

I would attack ANYONE that found me at one of my “secret spots”

Can you make a fire to cook your fish?

Only by using the electric starter on the grill

Actually, I prefer sushi

Only with matches or a lighter

By rubbing two sticks together

By forcing a companion to rub two sticks together

The bite is on but just a steady pick, you see some hot members of the opposite sex being chased by zombies, what would you do?

Stop fishing and try to rescue them

Hope they lead the zombies away from your spot

Ask them if the “bite” is better where they came from

Wait till they are out of sight and steal their gear

Turn up your tunes and keep fishing


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